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urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

andythelemon:

pimientos-especiales:

So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.

I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.

This movie takes place in the 1920s.

*spits out drink* AHAHA!

THis is possibly the cruelest thing the creators of How I met your Mother could have ever done to me

letshaveasmile:

I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS

THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!

(Source: letshaveasmilesweetie)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.