babyminaj: fuck teenage years. fuck anyone who’s ever stabbed you in the back. fuck all the times you thought you meant more to someone than you actually did. fuck falling for someone only to have them crush you. fuck teachers and their high expectations of you. fuck parents who think they know what’s best for you. fuck anyone who’s ever tried to tell you what to do. fuck anything that’s ever...
now that i have your attention, which pseudonym should i use for my essay? Barack Brobama Brohan Sharma Eyelawst Thugaim so?
fabuuu: at the end of the time bomb video when the girl’s heart started glowing or whatever i was expecting her to blow up cause i guess it’s a time bomb right? so there would be like blood and stuff all over the place and then i guess guts would be the next music video
Anonymous asked: How tall are you?
Anonymous asked: Matilda
self-indulgent: if you are a straight boy that likes all time low, i want you *raises hand.
f u c k s a l t
Anonymous asked: How do you pernouce your last name?
Anonymous asked: Ever kissed a guy?
When the teacher bends over to help the guy... →
chells101: totally-relatable: DOYLE
j3suswearsprada asked: you're so hott?
Anonymous asked: What would you do if your child turned out to be gay?
Anonymous asked: I'm so torn on something. See, I'm a girl and I like guys but I like girls too. Hell, I even have a girlfriend right now. But I'm just really nervous of if I should even tell my mother because she's super catholic and religious and thinks that all gays go to hell or some shit. Ugh I guess I'm just asking what you would do. Thanks :)
Anonymous asked: i like you. i'd neve have the guts to actually tell you. your pictures cute, btw.
Anonymous asked: i wanted to follow you... and then i saw that you used the facebook layout... yeah i'm sorry. not gonna follow you anymore ooops you still have a nice blog and are funny and such though so yeah.
j3suswearsprada asked: Hey, it's you. THIS IS ME. TAYLER. oh & you have really nice eyebrows. Thought i'd let you know. Haha.
simply-karen asked: dude, you have some crazy followers o.o
did that anon really just get offended for calling it gray or.
midnightkillings asked: grant you're by far the funniest guy i know x)
Anonymous asked: you racist fuck i take back wanting to fuck you!
It appears the anon is gone… le quietly sneak away to my sammich
Is it racist to call an anon gray?
Anonymous asked: why don't you love me??
d0lphinanus asked: no i'm not yellow but i literally squealed when i saw that picture of you and jordan witzigreuter :)
fuckyeahbrohan asked: You guys are taking relationship advice from a guy who's twitter name is therapistgrant. nuff said hahahah
ohmygosh-omg asked: wow, your anons are on fire today. haha
Anonymous asked: yay! can't wait ;D , oh that guy looks hot too, in the weird rape kind of way