January 2012
Tumblin’ from a party woop woop
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insert generic depressing post about the past year and how I’m ready for 2012
December 2011
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insert bible verse to make people think i’m a good person
band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
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if you wanna discourage a woman from doing anything tell her it will make her fat
troj4n:
”New year. New me.” Please just shut up. You were a dumb bitch at 11:59, And at 12:01 im pretty sure you’re gonna be the same dumb bitch you were 2 minutes ago.
Anonymous asked: "I'm not like other girls." says the whole female population. is this sorta like that?
Anonymous asked: how are you not like the general guy?
Anonymous asked: is that what the general guy is looking for? like if you could speak for them
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Anonymous asked: in a girl do you like more crazy and wild or nice and sweet?
So I finished Perks of Being a Wallflowers
theelfuegofire:
Best book I’ve ever read. Now to start Catcher and the Rye. But what the hell is a “Rye”?
I think it’s a kind of bread. lol
theperksofbeingvictoria asked: :)
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Probably the funniest site everrrrr. →
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witty joke here to show you my n00dz →
rhythm-ofametronome asked: DISNEY MOVIES FTW
manofwonder-deactivated20120115 asked: ;O
Anonymous asked: :)
Single or not, reblog see what you get.
crookeddiceandspines:
stretchedlobes:
lesbianlust:
<3 = I’m falling for you.
:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching disney films
;) = I like you a lot
:( = You should talk to me more.
:D = You’re sexy/beautiful/hot.
;O = I want to be tumblr best friends.
:P = I want you more than anything.
:K = Kiss me
:| = You annoy me
* = We need to make out!
<*3 = I want a tumblr...
Set Fire to the Rain
liquidmeth:
When people my age talk about how much they love...
infinite-swag-blog:
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
west-coast-best-coast asked: HEY GRANT HEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, you're pretty much cool and I love talking sexual with you...wait what? BUT UMMMMM, yeah bro yeah. I wanna beat them drums someday cause I dunno, drumming is kinda hot and all. SO, I went to your TinyChat and likkkeeee I left cause some bro was calling me up but next time *nods*. YEAH OKAY HAVE A GOOD DAY.
