Tumblin’ from a party woop woop
insert generic depressing post about the past year and how I’m ready for 2012
insert bible verse to make people think i’m a good person
band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
band member: WAIT
band member: SECURITY
if you wanna discourage a woman from doing anything tell her it will make her fat
troj4n: ”New year. New me.” Please just shut up. You were a dumb bitch at 11:59, And at 12:01 im pretty sure you’re gonna be the same dumb bitch you were 2 minutes ago.
Anonymous asked: "I'm not like other girls." says the whole female population. is this sorta like that?
Anonymous asked: how are you not like the general guy?
Anonymous asked: is that what the general guy is looking for? like if you could speak for them
Anonymous asked: in a girl do you like more crazy and wild or nice and sweet?
So I finished Perks of Being a Wallflowers
theelfuegofire: Best book I’ve ever read. Now to start Catcher and the Rye. But what the hell is a “Rye”? I think it’s a kind of bread. lol
theperksofbeingvictoria asked: :)
Probably the funniest site everrrrr. →
witty joke here to show you my n00dz →
rhythm-ofametronome asked: DISNEY MOVIES FTW
manofwonder-deactivated20120115 asked: ;O
Anonymous asked: :)
Single or not, reblog see what you get.
crookeddiceandspines: stretchedlobes: lesbianlust: <3 = I’m falling for you. :) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching disney films ;) = I like you a lot :( = You should talk to me more. :D = You’re sexy/beautiful/hot. ;O = I want to be tumblr best friends. :P = I want you more than anything. :K = Kiss me :| = You annoy me * = We need to make out! <*3 = I want a tumblr...
Set Fire to the Rain
When people my age talk about how much they love...
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
west-coast-best-coast asked: HEY GRANT HEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, you're pretty much cool and I love talking sexual with you...wait what? BUT UMMMMM, yeah bro yeah. I wanna beat them drums someday cause I dunno, drumming is kinda hot and all. SO, I went to your TinyChat and likkkeeee I left cause some bro was calling me up but next time *nods*. YEAH OKAY HAVE A GOOD DAY.