April 2012
2 tags
most overused movie quote
parent: you're throwing away your dream
kid: no mom/dad, i'm throwing away yours
2 tags
6 tags
naming your child da bass and then slapping it
amixedreality:
ladyofmischief:
katoby:
lucifersbutt:
if an opinion falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it does tumblr still get offended by it
yes
yes
I had a cousin fall and die in the forest you insensitive fuck
7 tags
balancethroughthatturn:
omfgrant:
balancethroughthatturn:
omfgrant:
thevictoriavault:
I wonder to be in a band like is it a requirement to be attractive, like you come to the audition and they turn you down because your ugly. Hmmmm
metro station has a horse for a member
you mean sarah jessica parker?
no she looks like a foot
horse.
balancethroughthatturn:
omfgrant:
thevictoriavault:
I wonder to be in a band like is it a requirement to be attractive, like you come to the audition and they turn you down because your ugly. Hmmmm
metro station has a horse for a member
you mean sarah jessica parker?
no she looks like a foot
puppyluver43:
i know this girl who wanted to let loose and hook up with a random exchange student from russia one night and after they were done he was leaving the bedroom and in his broken english said “you have chlamydia now you should doctor” and you know that’s just how life is sometimes
thevictoriavault:
I wonder to be in a band like is it a requirement to be attractive, like you come to the audition and they turn you down because your ugly. Hmmmm
metro station has a horse for a member
